On hearing loss.
My hearing is not great. I get get by OK most of the time, but of course as the years pass, there is more evidence of it. My bottom-line metric is how much do I have to say, "What?" It is dependent on a lot of things like the pitch and volume of the thing you are trying to hear: the petite waitress in a crowded restaurant, kids in the back seat of the car.
"Tinitus": ringing in the ears. I have it 24-7. Doc asked if it bothers me and I said 100% not, I think that my laid-back personality has allowed me to just ignore it. I mentioned that I had read that a famous actor almost committed suicide over it and she confirmed that story, or at least that she had also heard it. My impression was that it was accepted as fact among ear docs. Big bonus, I learned how the people that deal in tinnitus pronounce it, once and for all. TINN-it-tiss. For years I have been bouncing back and forth between that and what I thought the obviously correct pronunciation would be, tinn-NIGHT-iss. Wrong.
I had a hearing test a few years ago that showed my right ear leads the left in terms of hearing loss. That confirmed what I knew just from, well, listening to my ears I guess you might say. It showed quite a margin in fact, that seemed to me a greater margin than what I was experiencing. But everything about the test seemed up to snuff.
I had occasion today to have it tested again. Same test format, different place. I won't disparage the first test but I will say this second one was at an ear, nose, and throat outfit of long-standing good repute. I was mainly there for the nose (Doc, I got this 1911 stuck in my nose, can you do anything?) I brought the graph from my first test, thinking maybe another hearing test would not be necessary. But they wanted to do a test so of course I did what the doctor ordered.
Naturally, in a hearing test you want to "do well" , but you also want to "find out". I won't go into detail but it's actually kinda fun. Bottom line, my hearing is not nearly as bad as shown in the first test. "Righty" is still not as good as "Lefty", but overall it is not awful. The disparity between the two in this test is more like what I hear every day.
But what causes the damage? Gunfire "don't help none", we kinda know that. I protect my hearing with the utmost diligence but there are a couple things that foil that, one is that there is always that one shot where you thought everything was done for the moment and you take off your earpro, and BANG! The other is simply, numbers. The number of 5.56 rounds I'm in the vicinity of every year is way lower than some of the guys that tour the country or are otherwise on the range every single day but for me 100,000 rounds or more a year seems like plenty. 5.56 is loud. Like Sofa King loud. Sometimes I have to stand close to a shooter to observe. The sound-- it hurts my teeth, literally. Sometimes the shooter is on a gun with a 14.5", or 11.5" barrel. Rarely shorter, thankfully. They are loud. The guys with muzzle brakes seldom make it past me Monday morning-- I am the Brake Nazi, but a kind one-- "Ah, that muzzle device, we need to replace that, hope you don't mind. I'll loan you or sell you or give you an A1 flash hider for the duration of the class, but you can't run that in our class, it's a hazard to your line mates."
I wear plugs and muffs, 100% of the time. I constantly find that despite this my hands often unconsciously find their way to my muffs, trying to cover them and further mitigate the noise. I am always on the lookout for better sound mitigation, and electronics, and I am nearly always disappointed. I've tried several electronic plugs and the majority have the black "foamies" that render them of no use, and in fact in my opinion they will do more damage than good. I want that electronic feature in plugs and muffs because being able to hear range commands is also a big safety issue. Fortunately I have not seen much in the way of incompatibility when wearing both plugs and muffs that are electronic-- just that the plugs typically have a low NRR (Noise Reduction Rating).
One of the best things I've come up with starts with the Pro Ears Stealth 28 HT-- electronic plugs. They are curly-wire tethered to a small control module and battery pack that rides on the back of the neck at the base-- it's rechargeable. Good! BUT, but again with the black foamies so of no use! I replaced those foamies with the form-your-own wax plugs and finally what goes into the actual ear canal is the yellow half of the 3M double-ended plugs. YES, the ones there is a class-action suit against! This rig is not solid but comes close to getting it done-- I mean the hearing protection part...... seems like the hearing protection people would take more interest in getting hearing protection done instead of all getting their stuff at the same black foamie mine.
Still looking. A the Doc's today I saw a product that I intend to test. I will talk to the company and play the "gun writer" card but I'm not getting my hopes up too much. I told her how I have informally and surreptitiously tested the hearing of many vets who have really been in the thick of it. I mean belt-dumping SAWs inside concrete buildings and-- I had the great honor of knowing one the the Burma Bridge Busters, the maestros of the B-25 with (in Ray's case, the "J" Model). 18, yes
eighteen, .50-cal Brownings on board. I asked Ray once, "Those eight .50's hard-mounted in the front, could you fire only two, or four at a time, or.....?" "It was all at once," he replied. "Wow, what was that like?" I asked. Ray thought about the answer. 93 at the time, it took Ray a few more tics than it used to, to come up with the answer, which, finally, was "LOUD!" And yet-- I did my "secret" testing of Ray's hearing a couple times during the lunch we were enjoying, and it was not bad, not bad at all considering his age. I read another account of a guy taking a single flight in a B25, an officer catching a ride from Point A to Point B. With no combat on the way, no weapons fired, he suffered some hearing loss just form the overall racket in the Gull (B-25).
So-- I asked the Doc today, are some people more susceptible to hearing damage, is it like a genetic thing? The answer was a definite "yes". Some of those Battle of Fallujah Vets had seemingly minimal hearing loss. Others, I thought, had more. Informal, unscientific testing but I was surprised at how good the hearing was in some cases.
How to convince young studs that hearing protection matters? The ones that maybe even think their hearing is so "strong" that they need nothing, or maybe they don't think it's tacticool to wear earpro? The other day I was at the range with some friends. Jay was about to fire a group with his AR10 and some guys just arriving were walking in behind us. I asked Jay to hold fire. As the filed by, three of four took earplugs from a box that I had brought to the range weeks earlier which also included glasses-- giveaway, Z-rated safety glasses (also.... obviously.... G D important!). One guy didn't take any plugs. Watching these young apparent newcomers to what we do, I brought a pair of plugs down to him a few minutes later. I observed this guy also not wearing glasses as they started shooting, many positions down from us.
What do you do? You don't want to be the walking rulebook A-hole but you hate to see a young guy get injured unnecessarily. He will "get it" eventually but let us try to keep him from learning it the hard way. They left before we did and I told the group in general, more or less:
"Guys, I don't want to be fuddy-dud here but-- you need to protect yourselves. Guns, they blow up. You guys were shooting steel at 25 yards and one of you did not have glasses on. When you get home, I want you to just tape a Post-It over your eye for-- heck, twenty minutes. You will find it no fun, Imagine living that way for the rest of your life!"